Websters Not Doing It For You? Write Your Own Dictionary

Back in the 80's the supernatuarally cool Nick Cave wrote his own dictionary. The only thing that would have been better than that would have been if he had made up his own words. Which of course, some people do, and you can too. 

For example:

rebel, rebel (noun): a torn dress

So take this as a lesson - don't settle for those dogmatic tomes from Webster's.

English is yours! Take it back.

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